I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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