I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Never underestimate the power of titties
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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