she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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