Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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