I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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