Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think I died a long time ago.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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