The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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