watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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