i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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