I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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