do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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