i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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