I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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