We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I currently don't understand fingers.
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