Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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