He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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