you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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