Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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