he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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