the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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