new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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