she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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