Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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