My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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