Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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We have started to decorate penises.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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