Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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