if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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