Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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