its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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