Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
