Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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