Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
