Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so let's talk penis.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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