Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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