i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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