so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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