your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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