It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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