Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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