I think I am morally bankrupt
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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