I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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