sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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