Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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