I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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