Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
