I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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