phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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