Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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