Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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