ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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