Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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