3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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