yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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