i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.