Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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