I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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