i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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