Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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