If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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